Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted... What could possibly go wrong with that.... ?

I wish I hadn't eaten so many french fries tonight.

[VileKyle]

Granted. You ate a ton of fish-flavored popsicles instead.

I wish my car would get out of the shop already.

[mbennet35]

Granted but they did a bunch of extra work and now you have a huge bill to pay


I wish for world peace

[southbiochem]

Granted, the entire human race is instantly whipped out by a gamma ray burst...now the world is at peace

I wish for WWIII...soon!

[trialbyerror]

Granted
But it starts in the lounge of your house when you sit mom & dad down to have a certain conversation :eek: (nasty)....

I wish I could take leave whenever I wanted instead of over December when all of industry shuts down

[southbiochem]

oh...that is nasty duckie...but a heck of an excuse for me to avoid their reaction...hell if that's the case I'll bring my man candy with me and start groping with him.

Granted you get 6 months a year of LEGALLY MANDATORY UNPAID leaves....but you're totally free to choose any consecutive or alternate months

I wish I got at least one more week of vacations instead of the 3 per year I have...(I know, I'm a whiner)

[trialbyerror]

Honey, that ain't gonna cut it, fact is that goes the other way, cause I'll make more money selling my antiquated and flaccid junk on the streets than I do at my job :biggrin:

You do know what the master said to the subbie when the subbie said hit me, don't you....

Well I ruin your wish

NO!mile:

[southbiochem]

Oh, you're one badly behaved duck....but I sure as hell love that SO MUCH...oh, master I can't go against your wishes...:biggrin:

Although your junk will fall to pieces selling yourself out like that if you're not careful...:biggrin:

I wish my timing and freaking distance to the north were not always conspiring against me..

[Beau]

Granted. Now the South is conspiring against you and the North.

I wish I had more money.

[tavi]

Granted but its monopoly money and your standing on my property sir :

I wish i had a big dog