Ruin you wish!!

[southbiochem]

Granted, you have a dog with serious anger issues who stopped by Chernobyl in 1986...good luck with that

I wish I could fly..

[tavi]

Granted your now named after a divine wind that destroyed a mongol invasion fleet in 1281, unfortunately for you its 1945



I wish i had my own personal chef

[Beau]

Granted, but he has no sense of taste. Enjoy!

I wish I had a good wish for this thread.

[VileKyle]

Granted, but that wish isn't granted.

I wish for some awesome new clothes.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you have a complete wardrobe of paper dolly clothes....



I wish I didn't eat so much pineapple tonight.

[tavi]

Granted but the pineapples eat you instead in what becomes known as "night of the long pineapples"

I wish someone would hand out flowers to everyone and definitely not nuke any country's.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Congratulations. You have discovered one of the subjects that most annoy me in the world.

People who wish to nuke other people.

I suggest you watch this small video:




Followed up by a stroll in the image gallery:
https://www.google.com/search?q=hiroshim...07&dpr=1.2

Wishing to nuke anyone - even in jest is a very, very serious thing. Nuclear bombs are not joking matters.

I wish people would come with owners manuals.

[southbiochem]

Granted, but the person's guarantee policy is valid for just 24 hours...

I wish my country would lose a just a bit of its love for military parades...(but I so don't want the Army High Command to stop showing up in picklehaubes...they just look so cool)

[VileKyle]

Granted. They love military marching music instead.

I wish I didn't have to wait for the things I'm looking forward to right now.

[tavi]

Granted but once you do them you have nothing left to look forward too and trip over.

I wish i had some fruit cake