Ruin you wish!!

[southbiochem]

Granted. They love military marching music instead.

Military parades already mean military marches though...as much as I appreciate Germans for training our Army and giving us beatiful pickelhauben, I'm tired of the marching, the music, and the Goose step...ugh..

Granted, you have an expired Staphylococcus-populated mould-infested fruit cake...did I mention that fruits came from Sub-Saharian Africa and carry Plasmodium falciparum?

I wish I owned a real Katana

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but its so sharp you cut off your own head with it.

I wish I had a bi-plane.

[southbiochem]

Granted, but in your excitement you forgot to fill up the fuel tank and bring parachutes..have a good first and last flight :biggrin:

I wish I owned a B29 Superfortress

[VileKyle]

Granted, but it's only a model.

I wish I could have awesome super powers.

[mbennet35]

Granted but now you are wanted by the government for scientific testing.

I wish that migraine would go away

[VileKyle]

Granted but now you are wanted by the government for scientific testing.

I wish that migraine would go away

Granted, but it returns later with the rest of it's migraine family.

I wish for a plain paper bag with nothing in it.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - but it is surrounded by ghosts that haunt anyone who possess the bag.

I wish my dick was bigger.

[Miles]

Granted, you know have a 15:1 scale model of Richard Nixon in front of your house that you can't move.

I wish I could start thinking with my brain instead of my dick.

[mbennet35]

Granted but now that your dick is no longer useful it falls off


I wish that I could go on vacation its been years

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - enjoy Venus.

Ok, clearly you didn't understand me - I wish I had a bigger cock.....