Ruin you wish!!

[Miles]

Granted, you now have a 15-foot-tall rooster in front of your house that you can't move.

I wish for it to rain cocaine.

[southbiochem]

more like "snowed", since it's a solid.....

but granted...given the rate of absorption by inhalation, good luck not OD-ing within the first hour

I wish I could put Arsenic in my soup and live to tell the tale...like in "100 Years of Solitude"

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted: but then technically one can do low doses of arsenic and live to tell the tale. So this isn't really granting a wish now is it: https://www.google.com/#q=arsenic+low+doses

I wish Biochem knew a wee bit more about biology and the chemistry of arsenic....

[southbiochem]

Granted: but then technically one can do low doses of arsenic and live to tell the tale. So this isn't really granting a wish now is it: https://www.google.com/#q=arsenic+low+doses

I wish Biochem knew a wee bit more about biology and the chemistry of arsenic....

My apologies, sir, my apologies. Bioinorganic courses focused on Lead, Mercury, Silver, Cadmium, Cobalt, Zinc, Manganese and Iron bit sadly not in Arsenic...

However, if you read "100 years of solitude" you know I'm talking about rather large amounts of arsenic...hehe

Granted...but I use my new arsenic knowledge to further pollute soils until I poison every human being...

I wished I lived in Halifax

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - You now live in Halifax, Queensland - some little place in Oz.

I wish I had a pick-up truck.

[Beau]

Granted, but it's a Decepticon pickup truck bent on world domination.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I for one welcome our new Steel Overlords.

Um I wish Beau wasn't in such a hurry to where he would wish for something...

[Beau]

Granted, but I don't know what to wish for.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you are being licked from head to toe - unfortunately you are being licked by a lion..... A very hungry lion.

I wish I had someone to have sex with right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me so horny.

[Lalo]

Granted! But the someone is you. Looks like you have to "get a grip" on things again.

I wish that I had more time to enjoy Gayspeak.