Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

So do I.

Granted, but you are laid of from wherever it is you work.

I wish some auld acquaintances could be forgot.

[Lalo]

Granted! (unless I am on that list!) However you also forget everything else too.

I wish that I could play on GS a bit longer, but sleep is calling.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - you are now a meth addict and don't need no stinking sleep ;-)

No you are not on that list BTW....

I wish the federal government would really shut down and all of the politicians quit forever. Stupid politicians.

[VileKyle]

Granted. They are replaced with Team America: World Police.

I wish for something shiny and pretty.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, here is pellet of fuel grade plutonium- see how shiny it is!



I wish I was clairvoyant.

[Beau]

Granted, but you can only predict last weeks lotto numbers.

I wish my new computer had more RAM memory.

[southbiochem]

Granted, you'r PC steals all your memory capability...now your PC is AI and you are amnesiac

I wish I could hug people whenever I felt like it and say "screw formality"

[trialbyerror]

Granted
You have my permission
do itmile:

I wish I had a chesst partner

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted but it its a chest of rancid rice.

I wish I had something better to clean with than trisodium phosphate

[Beau]

Granted. You now have quadsodium phosphate. It cleans so well that it burns through the bottle, then the ground and burns all the way down to the center of the earth. Oh well. Guess it wasn't meant to be.

I wish this food was less spicy.