Ruin you wish!!

[southbiochem]

Granted, Argentina, Chile, Paraguay, and Uruguay are taken over by the USA and become the 51st, 52nd, 54th and 55th states of the UnHoly Union..

:eek: you'll be kind enough to grant us statehood and not go all Puerto Rico on our asses leaving us as mere Unincorporated territories?....:eek: OH....MY....GOD...you just made me cry of joy....

Anyway...being taken over by the US will hardly account for economical integration since you people are a mess..:tongue:....but I'll humor you :biggrin:

Oh, granted you lifted the bag with both your arms and now you have two dilocated shoulders and ripped out biceps..

I wish that the UN security council stops being the "we won WWII" club and give a permaent seat to Germany, Japan, India, Brazil and whomever is less messy in the muslim world....Turkey maybe...just cause Iran creep the hell out of me

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but it precipitates WWIII....

I wish I could speak Italian fluently.

[trialbyerror]

Boy am I gonna 'av fun with this............... :biggrin:

Oh Joy! Granted

But then you find out exactly what Bob thinks of you, and you fall in love and sit on the mountain top whispering sweet nothings (in Italian) into his hairy ear :eek: and trying to produce lot's and lot's of baby Bow-Bob's

I wish I was at home today finishing off my trailer. I need to buy 2M of 6mm diameter shock-chord to tie back the window vent's and the shop closes at 17:00 and I leave work at 17:00 so I won't make it.

Tomorrow is voter registration day so I wont have time to do both.

I think I'm not going to vote.... My trailer is waaaaaay more important than voting this bunch of criminals out of office (seriously, Zuma has criminal charges pending, which cannot be brought to the courts because he is president)

[southbiochem]

:eek: wow the laws must me really screwed up in SA for the president to not be prosecuted..he maybe president but he's still a citizen as far as the law concerns..

or maybe he has the judges in his pocket maybe?

Granted, you just got fired from work and they asked you to leave immediately now you get to the store in time (humor me on this one it's only 12:08 in these longitudes)

I wish I knew how to deal with people

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but like it or not cannibalism is still illegal in most areas on earth.....

I wish The Hun (Rated X cartoon drawer X-rated link) was still producing 'art'....

[trialbyerror]

:eek: wow the laws must me really screwed up in SA for the president to not be prosecuted..he maybe president but he's still a citizen as far as the law concerns..

or maybe he has the judges in his pocket maybe?

Granted, you just got fired from work and they asked you to leave immediately now you get to the store in time (humor me on this one it's only 12:08 in these longitudes)

I wish I knew how to deal with people

Well it works like this.
The charges relate to fraud and curruption before he was elected president, by the ruling party, which is as you know, the ANC.

He was in fact convicted on these charges.

But because all the rest of the group are wound up in the same dirty linnen, and the charges relate to the state secretes act, they elected him into the office of president, and as long as he remains president the courts cannot execute sentencing.

As I understand it, the charges relate to the so called arms deal, which by and larfe involved the UK and France.

[trialbyerror]

Yes Soith, I will give you some latitude in matters of time.

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life throwing people over a blackjack table <dealing with people> :biggrin:

Ha bet you thought noboddy would get you on that one! mile:

Ok I missed the camping shop, but I got the hardware, so I got my shock-chord and my wing nuts and my panel washers and my silly coon sealer :eek:

Don't ask.......

I wish it was tomorrow already so that I can fiddle with my camping trailer

[Miles]

So the president is quite literally above the law, not just de facto but de jure as well? Interesting...

Duckie's wish is granted but tomorrow comes and his trailer explodes

...And boween's wish is granted, but the Hun starts experimenting with depictions of scat and CBT.

I wish I had a time-mug

[trialbyerror]

Arrgh quack phisst you not being nice.

Snifffff

Ok granted!
but it transports you to "in between time" where you remain motionless for all time.

All of this happens just a second before the hottest sexual experiance of your live.

Beat that for naaaaasty!:biggrin:

I wish I could cuddle with Miles....

[southbiochem]

Granted you both get to cuddle while you're being buried alive in a single coffin :eek:

I wish I wasn't so prone to get "want-to-blow-my-brains-out" depressed when xmas starts to arrive