Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted... Not going to ruin that.

I wish Patrick Stewart was my father.

[southbiochem]

Granted...Patrick Stewart is your "daddy" or maybe that's what you wanted after all you filthy who.....

oh, yeah

I wish at least I get to be off the holiday frenzy wagon and I'm allowed to stay home...On the 24th and the 31st I want to come home from work and stay in bed with a cup of tea..

[trialbyerror]

Granted you both get to cuddle while you're being buried alive in a single coffin :eek:

I wish I wasn't so prone to get "want-to-blow-my-brains-out" depressed when xmas starts to arrive

AH-HA Thats why you don't like Christmas.

Not because of the background of the season

You get a major down.

The truth will out!

I can't do much, but I'll keep in touch,

Duckkie.

[southbiochem]

Shit....

I completely exposed my self on that one no?

Oh well, the can is open, the worms are out...

yes..I often go almost suicidal on xmas...but I never do anything about it..

thanks duckie

[partis]

Granted...Patrick Stewart is your "daddy" or maybe that's what you wanted after all you filthy who.....

oh, yeah

I wish at least I get to be off the holiday frenzy wagon and I'm allowed to stay home...On the 24th and the 31st I want to come home from work and stay in bed with a cup of tea..

Granted but you are woken by santa... whos still in your crawl-space come new years

I wish it wasnt so damned cold

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. A Brown Giant Star passes within hailing distance of the solar system, upsetting the orbits off all the planets, it unfortunately slows earth's orbit sufficiently to where the Earth starts spiraling toward the center of the solar system. Needless to say cold on earth goes the way of the Dinosaurs - as well as all other things like oceans, atmosphere, animals, plants, people....

I wish Deanna Troi was my mother.

[partis]

Granted though you was literally "born yesterday" and your already looking at possible retirement homes.

I wish i lived in a light house

[trialbyerror]

Granted

But because it's light, the wind blows it all over the place, you even do a 6 month stint out at sea..:eek:

I've just had my head ironed by my grand daughter.

She gave it a serious going over with a pink play play iron

Any advice?

Oh crap, I've just mixed my games....

Again....

Oh what the heck, I ban myself

[partis]

Yes now your nicely ironed, fold yourself up and sit yourself in the drawer until somebodys ready to put you on

I wish I had a cheeseburger with onions

[southbiochem]

Granted, you have bread with mold, cheese with Aspergillus, meat with Salmonella and onions with large amounts of DDT pesticide.....one big happy burger for you..

I wish for a continuous weather state of fall going into winter in these latitudes