Granted you have various dead people and animals brains in your doorstep
I wish I was....free
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Granted, now you provide your services for free. :p
I wish I could find something in the fridge...
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Granted you find some mouldy cheese thats turning blue.... damn!... whatever, theres a gremlin in your fridge or something...
I wish i was cyborg
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A cyborg, short for "cybernetic organism", is a being with both organic and artificial parts. See for example biomaterials and bioelectronics. The term was coined in 1960 when Manfred Clynes and Nathan S. Kline used it in an article about the advantages of self-regulating human-machine systems in outer space.[1] D. S. Halacy's Cyborg: Evolution of the Superman in 1965 featured an introduction which spoke of a "new frontier" that was "not merely space, but more profoundly the relationship between 'inner space' to 'outer space' – a bridge...between mind and matter."[2]
The beginning of Cyborg creation began when HCI (human-computer interaction) began. There is a clear distinction between the human and computerized technology in HCI, which differs from cyborgs in that cyborgs act out human functions.
The term cyborg is often applied to an organism that has enhanced abilities due to technology,[3] though this perhaps oversimplifies the necessity of feedback for regulating the subsystem. The more strict definition of Cyborg is almost always considered as increasing or enhancing normal capabilities. While cyborgs are commonly thought of as mammals, they might also conceivably be any kind of organism and the term "Cybernetic organism" has been applied to networks, such as road systems, corporations and governments, which have been classed as such. The term can also apply to micro-organisms which are modified to perform at higher levels than their unmodified counterparts. It is hypothesized that cyborg technology will form a part of the future human evolution.
Fictional cyborgs are portrayed as a synthesis of organic and synthetic parts, and frequently pose the question of difference between human and machine as one concerned with morality, free will, and empathy. Fictional cyborgs may be represented as visibly mechanical (e.g. the Cybermen in the Doctor Who franchise or The Borg from Star Trek); or as almost indistinguishable from humans (e.g. the Terminators from the Terminator films, the "Human" Cylons from the re-imagining of Battlestar Galactica etc.) The 1970s television series The Six Million Dollar Man featured one of the most famous fictional cyborgs, referred to as a bionic man; the series was based upon a novel by Martin Caidin entitled Cyborg. Cyborgs in fiction often play up a human contempt for over-dependence on technology, particularly when used for war, and when used in ways that seem to threaten free will. Cyborgs are also often portrayed with physical or mental abilities far exceeding a human counterpart (military forms may have inbuilt weapons, among other things).
No problem
Your artificial part is your shlong
I wish I had figured out my gas bottle problem, and noooo I ain't gonna stuff it up there
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trialbyerror Wrote:A cyborg, short for "cybernetic organism", is a being with both organic and artificial parts. See for example biomaterials and bioelectronics. The term was coined in 1960 when Manfred Clynes and Nathan S. Kline used it in an article about the advantages of self-regulating human-machine systems in outer space.[1] D. S. Halacy's Cyborg: Evolution of the Superman in 1965 featured an introduction which spoke of a "new frontier" that was "not merely space, but more profoundly the relationship between 'inner space' to 'outer space' – a bridge...between mind and matter."[2]
The beginning of Cyborg creation began when HCI (human-computer interaction) began. There is a clear distinction between the human and computerized technology in HCI, which differs from cyborgs in that cyborgs act out human functions.
The term cyborg is often applied to an organism that has enhanced abilities due to technology,[3] though this perhaps oversimplifies the necessity of feedback for regulating the subsystem. The more strict definition of Cyborg is almost always considered as increasing or enhancing normal capabilities. While cyborgs are commonly thought of as mammals, they might also conceivably be any kind of organism and the term "Cybernetic organism" has been applied to networks, such as road systems, corporations and governments, which have been classed as such. The term can also apply to micro-organisms which are modified to perform at higher levels than their unmodified counterparts. It is hypothesized that cyborg technology will form a part of the future human evolution.
Fictional cyborgs are portrayed as a synthesis of organic and synthetic parts, and frequently pose the question of difference between human and machine as one concerned with morality, free will, and empathy. Fictional cyborgs may be represented as visibly mechanical (e.g. the Cybermen in the Doctor Who franchise or The Borg from Star Trek); or as almost indistinguishable from humans (e.g. the Terminators from the Terminator films, the "Human" Cylons from the re-imagining of Battlestar Galactica etc.) The 1970s television series The Six Million Dollar Man featured one of the most famous fictional cyborgs, referred to as a bionic man; the series was based upon a novel by Martin Caidin entitled Cyborg. Cyborgs in fiction often play up a human contempt for over-dependence on technology, particularly when used for war, and when used in ways that seem to threaten free will. Cyborgs are also often portrayed with physical or mental abilities far exceeding a human counterpart (military forms may have inbuilt weapons, among other things).
No problem
Your artificial part is your shlong
I wish I had figured out my gas bottle problem, and noooo I ain't gonna stuff it up there
NTAC But That's my field of study  (not shlong huh, but bioelectronics :p )
Granted ! You use it as a SM-"pleasure" object
I wish that my neighbours stop having sex while I want to have a rest...
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Not granted
That about stuffs up your wish good 'n proper....
I wish the next 10 minutes where already gone then I can bugger off home from work 
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guess what, by the time I replied to this, those 10 minutes were long gone...the ruin part? it didn't happen when you wanted to...
HA! Top that mad duck!
I wish I didn't have to attend this lab "social gathering" stupidity today...ugh..
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Drink hydrocloric acid you definatly wont have to go
Those 10 minutes are long gone, I've filled my roof-top water tank, re-packed my trailer, finished of some bibs aand bobs, pumped all the tyres, painted some camping shelving.
Tomorrow I cool the fridge and freezer down, buy groceries
Monday I print maps
Tuesday I do the diesiel 104L :eek: R13.00 / L :eek: :eek:
Wednesday I leave open,
Thursday I say gooooby to all you's okes 
Friday I go
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trialbyerror Wrote:Tuesday I do the diesiel 104L :eek: R13.00 / L :eek: :eek:
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And you really find it expensive??? 90 cts euro per liter??
I'm happy when I can have oil for €1.4/L in France... :/
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....seems we pay that much for oil here..1,4...yes, it's that much..
ok, back to the game
I wish my country wasn't energy-dependant
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