Ruin you wish!!

[trialbyerror]

Granted, but the wish happens exponentially, so you only have 6 years to live, and unfortunately will only get as young as 26 before you turn back into primordial ooze

I wish I had a car

Thanks, At the rate I'm gittin it, another 6 years would be just about as much as I would want to endure... .....

Granted
But it comes in knock-down form, packed in 152367 assorted cardboard boxes and no assembly instructions :eek:

[Rainbowmum]

And your wish is? :biggrin:

[Justinintendo]

Oh snap...now the game's getting all messed up...

I wish my penis was alot longer

[Justinintendo]

^fine, forget my wish

granted, prepare to spend eternity in the Delta Quadrant

I wish I had enough money to afford everything I could possibly want

[partis]

Granted but when you get an erection all the blood in your body goes to your penis and you faint just before climax :biggrin:

I wish i could fly.

[CellarDweller]

Granted, but you have no feet, so you can't land.


I wish I could turn invisible

[Jovial]

granted, but you go psycho

I wish I was attrcative by even the smallest measure...

[southbiochem]

I won't grant you that, YOU ALREADY ARE

I wish a good night's sleep

[Evan88]

@ Jovial, you are already!

@ south Have a good night sleep

I wish to accomplish my plans today

[southbiochem]

granted and granted....yep...granted and not ruined

I wish for the end of lonely days for Jas, Evan88 and me