Ruin you wish!!

[Evan88]

Granted........... So granted now and forever

I wish my appointment later would go well

[southbiochem]

....I'm not ruining anything for you

I wish that Evan has a good day

[Justinintendo]

Evan has a fantastic day, but as a result, everyone associated with Evan comes down with a terrible illness and suffers for 24 hours.

I wish I could get a nice restful sleep.

[Rainbowmum]

Get someone to knock you out.

I wish the neighbors kids would stop annoying Jack.

[Jovial]

Granted: they were dropped off at a ginger bread house; bad, bad mum should be careful what you wish for :p

I wish my funding had come through…

[southbiochem]

Granted, it comes in the amount of 2 Canadian Dollars

(honestly, you know I want you to get it, though)

I wish my damn allergies stooooooopped

[Rainbowmum]

Granted you now live in a bubble.

I wish heat did not drain me of energy.

[southbiochem]

Granted, instead it puts so much energy into you that you become a nuke and explode obliterating half of Australia.

I wish it's less hot today than yesterday (still not compared to what Rainbowmum and Dfiant have to endure, though)

[CellarDweller]

granted, it's now below zero


I wish my laundry were done.

[trialbyerror]

Granted, but you first have to go back to game "give bad advice", to discover why this will ruin your wish....

And then some...