Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, but it led to inter-marriage and now we're all the same.

I wish for cash!

[southbiochem]

granted, you're a drug dealer and you just made a sell

I wish for more rain to hel this drought

[austin]

[SIZE="3"]Be careful what you wish for , NOAH said he would pick you up in an hour dont miss the ark!!!!

I wish my dog could take himself out.[/SIZE]

[southbiochem]

granted, it commits suicide.

I wish for these cloudy days to last for the rest of summer

[CellarDweller]

granted.....no more sun and winter temps arrive.

I wish for something good on tv

[southbiochem]

Granted your favorite show is on but the TV just broke down

I wish I had a pet eagle

[austin]

[SIZE="3"]granted but its thinks its an osterich and keeps trying to put its head up your ass.

I wish for the ability to time travel[/SIZE]

[southbiochem]

granted, but you only can go to one date and one location:

Tokyo on March 10th 1945

I wish I can visit Japan

[CellarDweller]

granted but it's when Godzilla is fighting Mothra


I wish I was taking a nap.

[southbiochem]

granted, but you can't wake up ever again

I wish I had enough money to buy my own place right now