Ruin you wish!!

[southbiochem]

Granted but for every new people with common sense you lose a body part.

I wish this vacation lasted longer

[Evan88]

It will be longer, though it would be spent with your most hated person in the world (probably me :tongue

I wish to have vacations too

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but you are only allowed to take them in Antarctica.... in winter.

I wish my prayers would come true.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but everyone hates you for it.

I wish for a 200 game today.

[Woollyhats]

Granted, but you suffer from memory loss and it's as if that never happened.

I require money.

[partis]

Granted you get £200 in monopoly money but then go directly to jail

I wish it rained dildos

[austin]

[SIZE="3"]Granted and they are the size of raindrops.

I wish i could rule the world for one day.[/SIZE]

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. On October21st 2029 you rule the world. Unfortunately on October 22nd 2029 the peasants revolt and it ends with your body being divided up and various parts going to see the world - separate vacations mind you.

I wish I could trust people again...

[Woollyhats]

Granted, and surprisingly, nothing goes wrong. This makes you suspicious. Very suspicious. Extremely suspicious. Very, extremely, suspicious. In fact, you think you need a vacation from all of these trustworthy people. Seriously. It's freaking you out. A white lie never hurt anyone, you know? Is this normal? People used to show up late for things, it's almost robotic and unseemly, the lost wallet that found it's way back into your mail box didn't even have a dollar missing, what's happened to the world, it's unnatural, how is this happening, WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL A SINGLE GOD DAMN LIE! IT'S NOT NATURAL!

Unfortunately, despite nothing going wrong, the sudden increase in trustworthiness forces you to take a moderate vacation from society. You don't know if you'll be emerging from your hobbit hole any time soon. Stupid good two shoes. You'll catch them in a lie. You will. You so know you will. They'll see. They aren't perfect. You know. You're watching. You're always watching.

(Don't take my wish corruptions personally, I have fun writing them).

I wish I could sleep.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted you are sleeping.. chained up in my cellar (unlike South I rarely forget to feed my critters, you will be well fed.... )

I wish food would magically appear in my icebox so I wouldn't have to grocery shop all the time.