Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

fine, you're fired


I wish I had slept better last night.

[CellarDweller]

Granted, now you are the ocean, where all the fish poop in you

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, you are dead and asleep forever





I wish I could stay NOT sick for the rest of my life

[CellarDweller]

granted, there is one day left in your life.

I wish it was Easter

[nullnaught]

its easter and now your an egg.

i wish i couldnt feel sadness

[trialbyerror]

Sorry, they're not made any more....you get this.

Ooooooo my new BF Tinkles gonna be proud to ride in that....

[CellarDweller]

its easter and now your an egg.

i wish i couldnt feel sadness

Granted, you only feel anger.

I wish my apartment was a little bigger.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but the main window faces the city dump, and the breeze blows over the dump and right into your apt.

I wish I would never have allergies again!!!!!

[CellarDweller]

granted.....you're in a coma, no more allergic reactions!


I wish it were Friday.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now everyday after is going to be Monday........


I wish I could start all over again