Ruin you wish!!

[Bhp91126]

Granted!! But I had to go hunting birds and I shot your wings accidentally (lol sorry )

I wish I could stay a kid.

Granted, wave goodbye to having sex with men (or women)

I wish this work-week were over already

[CellarDweller]

Granted, it's now Sunday night, time for bed and ready to wake for work on Monday.

I wish I got paid for playing on the internet.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, you get paid for playing with yourself on camera

I wish the day would go on like this

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But you won't leave the screen and see natural light outside.

I wish I hadn't thrown all my shoes boxes.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but you threw out the shoes instead

I wish the effing Florida sommer were over already

[CellarDweller]

Granted, but you threw out the shoes instead

I wish the effing Florida sommer were over already

granted, it's now hurricane season.

I wish there was snow on the ground.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but blizzards will keep you inside for days on end

I wish I had some chocolate

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But a little kid steals all your emotions and you're forced to give them the chocolate.

I wish I wasn't too patient.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, you have no health insurance, so you can't be a patient

I wish my jokes were funnier

[BlueStar]

Granted, you have no health insurance, so you can't be a patient

I wish my jokes were funnier

Granted, they are already, but everyone is too busy to hear or read them

I wish I had gym today.