Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, the timing is on, but everything else is off.

I wish it were Saturday morning, not night.

[bluedragon]

granted but its raining heavily with loud thunders.

I wish I could travel back in time to my childhood.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, that's when you realize your childhood was implanted memories from the robot-factory.

I wish I could continue with CD where we left off last night.

[bluedragon]

Granted, but the audio speaker is spoilt.

I wish I could eat a large pizza now.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but it gives you the runs.

I wish I had today off!

[BlueStar]

Granted, no more days off for you for a year now.

I wish I had 10 horses.

[WolfEyes300]

Granted, However 5 of them are Terminally Ill...
I wish....... I wish for Hmmmmm, I dunno????? I wish For Peace and Quiet!!!! Yeee lot are tooo noisy!!!!!!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, you're deaf!

I wish for the person I'm waiting on to email me the reply I need.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you get the reply you need, but it isn't the reply you wanted.

I wish I wasn't down to my last bottle of scotch.

[spilovn]

Granted your now down to your last…… glug

I wish i didnt keep losing scissors, its the third time this year