Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, they are lodged in your spleen...

I wish the ice maker worked on my freezer....

[Miles]

granted, it starts working after you lock yourself inside it

I wish boween would hurry up and get me preggo in my eggo

[Anocxu]

granted, it starts working after you lock yourself inside it

I wish boween would hurry up and get me preggo in my eggo

Boween?
(Twotiming#;&_#!)

[spilovn]

Granted your now preggers with bowyns offering but he leaves you for the booze

I wish people still traveled by horse and cart

[CellarDweller]

granted, but your job is to sweep up the manure.

I wish I had some cookies.

[spilovn]

Granted but guess who's right behind you..



I wish I had an allotment

[bluedragon]

Granted but the soil is not fertile

I wish I can be taller by 10cm.

[Miles]

Granted but you also increase in width by 10 cm

i wish for this week to be short and this weekend to be long

[CellarDweller]

I agree with that wish!



I wish for romance

[BlueStar]

Granted, you're a drama queen

I wish I could date a sissy.