Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, and now you have no weapons

I wish I was asleep.

[spilovn]

Granted but your having a nightmare.

I wish I knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[CellarDweller]

granted, but now you have 10 other tongue twisters stuck in your head.

I wish for an easy day tomorrow at work.

[Miles]

wish granted, no ruin

I wish butt

[bluedragon]

Granted, but you can't recognise it

I wish I have the ability to teleport from one place to the other.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but you can't control it, so you could end up anywhere at anytime.

I wish I could go to New Zealand.

[BlueStar]

Granted, a terrorist crashes your plane.

I wish I was more annoying.

[Miles]

Granted, you now have the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

I wish I could think of something to wish for

[CellarDweller]

granted, you have tons of wishes, but the computer's broke so you can't post them.

I wish is was 4PM on Friday.

[spilovn]

Granted but you didn't say what year…… its now 1975 friday 4pm and you are 5 years old.

I wish the bakery done a free delivery service, I really want a tuna baguette