Random Q's and S's

[Zet]

Hmm what is a Milliner? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Rainbowmum]

Hatters as in the Mad Hatter.

What's in the special sauce at Macspews ?

[monk]

Haven't got a clue - I never go there.

Why are (metal) flutes classed as "woodwind"?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they were originally made out of wood.

Who invented time zones?

[monk]

Some hateful sod who wanted me to be hours behind everyone else! :tongue:

Why don't migrating animals find somewhere nice and stay there?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they get bored easily.

Why do people tattoo themselves?

[monk]

Because they'd get a smack if they tried to tattoo me! :eek:

Why can't elephants jump?

[Rainbowmum]

Shhhhhh They really can , we call it Earthquakes.

Are they going to play heavy metal in a nursing home , when I get old enough to go there?

[monk]

The only heavy metal will be reinforced wheelchairs for obese people.

Would it be easier to raise The Titanic or lower the Atlantic?

[Rainbowmum]

No idea ,they both need to be left alone.

Why do dogs howl when they here a siren?