Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

I don't remember.

Why do people use nicknames?

[monk]

'Coz nobody would want a nigelname.

Why do bats hang upside-down?

[Rainbowmum]

They are still trying to stretch their leg , so they can walk upright some day.

Why do we all have to pay tax, when some of us do not have the same rights?

[monk]

Because we all suffer from the same wrongs.

Why is there salt in the sea?

[Rainbowmum]

From the erosion of rocks and land that have the elements that make up salt.

Why do bees sting you?

[monk]

It's their way of committing suicide.

Why oh why did someone invent bagpipes?

[Rainbowmum]

Animal rights group forbid stepping on a cats tail.:biggrin:

Who and why was rap invented?

[monk]

As to why: it means you don't need to have any talent.

As to who: someone who didn't know it should be spelt with a capital "C".

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?

[Puck]

^ Bette Davis ate her as part of her satanic cannibalistic ritual to rid the world of Joan Crawford mile:

Ye gods I'm morbid.....

Why do fools fall in love?

[Rainbowmum]

They don't know the danger of it.

Why is Plasicwood ruining zombies and vampires?( Seriously a ring so vamps can go out in daylight. what's up with that? The zombies are fitter than some Olympians, oh and they never show you the ones without teeth) mini rant over.