Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

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Only when they are married.:biggrin:

What use is a watch to someone who is always late?

[monk]

No use at all! :biggrin:

If laughter is the best medicine, why do you "die laughing"?

[Rainbowmum]

Because it's the only way to go.

How many answers are there to a question?

[monk]

Many, but there are more questions than answers - ask Johnny Nash! :biggrin:

If you crossed a bulldog with a shitzu, would it be a bullshit?

[Rainbowmum]

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Not game to find out , it sure would be ugly though.:biggrin:

Who came up with the term "As useless as tits on a bull?"

[monk]

The first man who tried to milk a bull? :eek:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

[Rainbowmum]

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Not a clue.

If idiots get the Darwin awards , doe that mean Darwin was an idiot.

[monk]

I never thought so.

If ghosts can walk through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?

[Rainbowmum]

Wood lacquer it repels them.

I wonder if that would work on zombies?

[monk]

Do you have much zombie trouble where you live?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?