Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Because you've got a strange tongue! :biggrin:

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

[AquarianDragon]

Cuts costs... cuts grease

If laughter is the best medicine, what about a broken rib?

[Rainbowmum]

Simple do not laugh for 6 months lol.

Why does the postman always get here earlier with bills ?

[monk]

That's life! :frown:

Why does my dog always behave better when he knows there's some food coming?

[Rainbowmum]

I will swap you dogs , Jack jumps around like a striped ass ape when it come to food treats.

Why do priests wear dresses ?

[monk]

To hide a multitude of sins! :biggrin:

Why am I getting withdrawal symptoms from not chainging avatars?

[Rainbowmum]

Because you have not changed it , change Avatar please.

How on Earth are you supposed to function in 38 degrees?

[elad12]

Jump in the river.

Why does everything that goes up have to come back down?

[monk]

Ask Isaac Newton! :biggrin:

What does OK actually mean?

[AquarianDragon]

Orl korrect

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.