Random Q's and S's

[Beau]

It's all guess work.

Why ask why? (try Bud dry)

[Lalo]

We ask "why" due to the ever-questioning nature of being human beings.

Is there a God?

[Rainbowmum]

Sure there is.

How many bottles of champagne does it take to fill a swimming pool?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

The average Champagne bottle contains 25.4 ounces. A gallon is 128 ounces It takes 5.039 bottles assuming the typical swimming pool of 20,000 gallons would require 100, 780 bottles.

Why on earth do people put me through complex maths and research to answer this sorts of questions?

[Beau]

Because nobody thought you would try to solve them.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[monk]

Much faster than a laden one.

Why do fools fall in love?

[Beau]

Smart ones know it's only a chemical reaction.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near...

[Rainbowmum]

Because I have bread crumbs in my back pocket .

Who invented wishing well?

[Beau]

It was wished into existence.

Do you watch Red Dwarf?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

A few... never saw the whole series.

Does everybody have to have the last word?