Random Q's and S's

[Bowyn Aerrow]

They observe the falling leaves.

Why would someone put lipstick on a pig?

[Beau]

Because the pig asked for it.

Why is my tummy upset this morning?

[Lalo]

It must have been

Spoiler:

someone

um, something you ate.



Why is the work week 5 days long?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Its how the Man sticks it to the rest of us.

Why does this e-cig make me cough and real smoke doesn't???

[Rainbowmum]

Maybe you are allergic to something in it.

Why can't we trade world leaders?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

It would be easier to put them all on a ship and sink it in the middle of the Pacific

Is squirrel kosher? If so, best way to prepare it?

[Beau]

No and fried in pork oil.

How do you make relish?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Chop up some stuff, add some liquid stuff, store in a jar - tada!

Whats a good way to treat nervousness in dogs?

[monk]

Give 'em Valium!

Where did our love go?

[Rainbowmum]

It's okay , we love you

Where does love go when it dies?