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#31
Put bear grease on your skin and ignore the rain.

I'm out of tomato sauce, cheese and, basil. What shall I put on the fettuccine I cooked?
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#32
Garnish it in sweet chili sauce and throw it at your neighbor!

I'm scared of the guy in the mirror, what do?
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#33
Scare him by wearing a monster mask.


How can I get smooth, solid poops?
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#34
Swallow a pack of jello granules.

How can I get a money tree?
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#35
Plant a Hilton family member in your yard.


I don't want to drive the speed limit.
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#36
Be a boy-racer - pedal to the metal!

I'm really tired.
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#37
Don't eat the yellow snow.

I'm in need of a ship!
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#38
Don't forget to poke air-holes in the box.


I need snazzier clothes if I'm to get a job interview.
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#39
Sequins - lots and lots of sequins.

I'm out of shampoo, what should I was my hair with?
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#40
Barbasol and a razor.


My glasses are dirty.
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