Give Bad Advice

[Blue]

Put bear grease on your skin and ignore the rain.

I'm out of tomato sauce, cheese and, basil. What shall I put on the fettuccine I cooked?

[Rawr]

Garnish it in sweet chili sauce and throw it at your neighbor!

I'm scared of the guy in the mirror, what do?

[Counselor]

Scare him by wearing a monster mask.


How can I get smooth, solid poops?

[Rainbowmum]

Swallow a pack of jello granules.

How can I get a money tree?

[Counselor]

Plant a Hilton family member in your yard.


I don't want to drive the speed limit.

[monk]

Be a boy-racer - pedal to the metal!

I'm really tired.

[Rawr]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

I'm in need of a ship!

[Counselor]

Don't forget to poke air-holes in the box.


I need snazzier clothes if I'm to get a job interview.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Sequins - lots and lots of sequins.

I'm out of shampoo, what should I was my hair with?

[Counselor]

Barbasol and a razor.


My glasses are dirty.