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How convenient :biggrin:

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While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on a ladder.
To him, the position
Suggested coition,
So he ran up the ladder and had 'er!


I win! :tongue:
Still wondering what I'll be when I grow up.
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^lol , too funny Rofl

There was a man from Brazil
Who swalloed a dynamite pill
His stomach perspired, his ass backfired
And his dick shot over the hill.

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Come live with me and be my love
I keep a flat for mating
There's half-an-hour before the bus
Shall we do it while we're waiting?


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Still wondering what I'll be when I grow up.
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose thing was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd [email protected]#k it!"

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Here comes the tiger
Decidedly plumper
What's that in its mouth?
Oh it's Agatha's jumper! :eek:


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Still wondering what I'll be when I grow up.
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^lol:biggrin:

There was a young lady named Claire
Who possessed a magnificent pair;
Or that's what I thought
'Til I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin to lose air.
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^ Rofl

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who got on a bus in South Ealing
It said on the door:
Please Don't Spit On The Floor
So he looked up and spat on the ceiling.

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Still wondering what I'll be when I grow up.
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^Rofl
A bell that had fallen from Grace
Wept as her corset no longer would lace,
Her mother said "Sally"
There's more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face.:biggrin:
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