Last Person to Post Wins

[Crash]

How convenient :biggrin:

I Win

[Rainbowmum]

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[monk]

While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on a ladder.
To him, the position
Suggested coition,
So he ran up the ladder and had 'er!


I win! :tongue:

[Rainbowmum]

^lol , too funny

There was a man from Brazil
Who swalloed a dynamite pill
His stomach perspired, his ass backfired
And his dick shot over the hill.

I win.

[monk]

Come live with me and be my love
I keep a flat for mating
There's half-an-hour before the bus
Shall we do it while we're waiting?


I win! :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose thing was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd f@#k it!"

I win

[monk]

Here comes the tiger
Decidedly plumper
What's that in its mouth?
Oh it's Agatha's jumper! :eek:


I win! :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

^lol:biggrin:

There was a young lady named Claire
Who possessed a magnificent pair;
Or that's what I thought
'Til I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin to lose air.

[monk]

^

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who got on a bus in South Ealing
It said on the door:
Please Don't Spit On The Floor
So he looked up and spat on the ceiling.

I win! :biggrin:

[Rainbowmum]

^
A bell that had fallen from Grace
Wept as her corset no longer would lace,
Her mother said "Sally"
There's more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face.:biggrin:
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