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Maori Talking clock.
#1
A Samoan was proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, the inebriated Samoan led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked

"Issss nod a gong ,Issss a talking Maori clock" he drunkenly replied

"A talking Maori clock - seriously?"

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

"How's it work?'"the second friend asked, squinting at it suspiciously.

"Just watch"he said

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Maori voice from the other side of the wall screamed
"For f*#k's sake, you stupid f*#king coconut . It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!":biggrin:
#2
lol nice one Smile
#3
Rofl love it


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