10-07-2012, 06:56 AM
A Samoan was proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, the inebriated Samoan led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked
"Issss nod a gong ,Issss a talking Maori clock" he drunkenly replied
"A talking Maori clock - seriously?"
'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'
"How's it work?'"the second friend asked, squinting at it suspiciously.
"Just watch"he said
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.
His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, a Maori voice from the other side of the wall screamed
"For f*#k's sake, you stupid f*#king coconut . It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!":biggrin:
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked
"Issss nod a gong ,Issss a talking Maori clock" he drunkenly replied
"A talking Maori clock - seriously?"
'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'
"How's it work?'"the second friend asked, squinting at it suspiciously.
"Just watch"he said
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.
His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, a Maori voice from the other side of the wall screamed
"For f*#k's sake, you stupid f*#king coconut . It's ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!":biggrin:
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