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Sweet Revenge
#1
A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man.

In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.

He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next he picked up a hacksaw.

The lover terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
#2
Har har?:confused:
#3
I was reading this from the perspective of the lover being a woman. It didn't make any sense.

Then I realized it was supposed to be man/man/man and then it made sense.
#4
lol, I would go outside and put gasoline in the grill and light it so he'd freak out from the smoke. Firedevil
#5
This is good - stop giving me idears though..... First I will have to enclose the carport to make it into a garage....
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[SIZE=4]I told you I had the body of a 25 year old....

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#6
Just go right ahead, I'm sure your ankle will just love you after all of that hauling materials, climbing ladders, and generally being on your feet for the next 3 days. :tongue:

Then go toast some more sock instead of the now very incapacitated ex. :biggrin:
#7
I chuckled.

By the way, did you just watch Saw?


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