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The WORST pickup line someone ever used on you?
#11
Bowyn, you're too good at this... lol Tongue


What about...

I wanna be your tear, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips... idk heard that one a while back. Hah!
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#12
never been hit on(or gone clubbing) but one of the worst i've ever heard would have to be:
knock-knock
who's there?
sex
sex who?
sex with meCool
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#13
now that i think further i did have one used on me a long time ago
walking home from school guy in a car pulls over and says" little boy wanto see something really neat
of course there is always laay down i think i kove you
i am a blind police officer and i will have to do a strip search for contraband
sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up
hey lets go out to the swiming hole and watch the girls skinny dip hours later with noone swimming
hay i am really sorry but if your horny i will give you a bj i don't do things like that just makeing up for wasting your time waiting for the girls and want to make it up to you
i will give you 100.00 if you let me beat you. ? and with what will you beat me this coat opens revealing
a 4" link log chain wraped around his waist a few times. ER that wouldent be near the hospital cost
let alone the value of the pain and suffering no thanks
new in town need a safe place to sleep i got a spare bed in my place just for company
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#14
let get fuck up..
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#15
"Hi there beautiful Steve is the name , remember it ,you will be screaming it later."
I could not help it , I burst into laughter Winknudge
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#16
Rainbowmum Wrote:"Hi there beautiful Steve is the name , remember it ,you will be screaming it later."
I could not help it , I burst into laughter Winknudge

Rofl Rofl My ribs hurt.... Rofl
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#17
Hey there cutie. You see, my dick just died, and I was wondering if I could bury it in your ass. Cry
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