Watch a documentary about the cardboard manufacturing process.

I feel a major life change coming on.

Make that change by never leaving your house, ignoring calls from your boss asking where you are, and then ignoring the bailiffs.

I have the day off today.

Call work and ask if they need any help!

I also have the day off today.

In that case, you already know what to do !

I feel uncertain about my future

@seeking Well it sounds like you should buy a house, a car or something you'll need to finance for a very long time.

What if the stores run out of toilet paper again?! (this ought to be good, don't disappoint me)

Stop worrying. You can figure that out once it happens.

Our own stash will last until Xmas.

(07-27-2020, 09:37 PM)Bhp91126 Wrote: Stop worrying. You can figure that out once it happens.

Our own stash will last until Xmas.

Perhaps I should wear a glove?

Nah, you need those for dear old Rona. I'd suggest using a cotton bud.

If I don't get a move on, I'll be late for work.

Ah, stay in bed, you can figure out an excuse later.

I have an ear infection.

Instead of a pen cap you should use the inner part of a paper clip until the infection is better.

I don’t have anything to complain about