How are you today?

[spencer]

Well, I'm driving home from a party, I have to pee BAD like my stomach is cramping and I feel like my bladder is about to explode bad. I suddenly get pulled over and given a 155$ fine for speeding and "improper turn." "Do you know what speed you were going?" "uhh 30-35?" "and what is your justification?" "Is it not the speed limit?" Nope, apparantly it was 20. Why did I make this mistake? I was exiting Missouri into Kansas. In missouri it's 30 Kansas it's 20 and apparantly I missed the change but honestly it had only been like seconds that I'd entered Kansas and I was more or less slowing to stop at the stop light when I was speeding so I dunno why he even bothered pulling me over. But even so with my confusion expressed so it was obvious I wasn't INTENDING to speed I STILL get the freakin citation written. And yeah 155$ isn't a lot but with my salary and expenses 155$ pretty much fucks me for the moment. Anyway, sorry to rant but I'm royally pissed. And even getting home and finally emptying my bladder my stomach still hurts. Thank you friendly officer for the UTI. D<!