09-26-2012, 11:24 PM
soccerplayer133 Wrote:My boyfriend wants to join a gay club at our college but i do not want him to because I love my boyfriend and i don't want to share him and i'm afraid he might meet someone else that is better than me. What should I do? :confused:
Buy a house with a dry well in the basement, Drug him unconscious and then lower him into the well.
Just remember to throw down lotion and say 'It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again'.
Guaranteed he won't meet people and slip away from you...
Seriously, you need gay friends in your life, so both of you should go to this club and make friends with people.
Unless you tie him up and lock him up there is always a chance he will meet someone who he feels is better than you. It comes with the territory.
I guarantee you this much, if you try to hold him hostage (literally or figuratively) he will leave you. People don't like to be held prisoner to another be it locked up or in a well, or be it emotionally held hostage.