03-09-2013, 06:00 AM
Ok, I´m feeling awkward. I just got from a bar after having to carry a friend’s drunken girlfriend. I forgot my keys so I was expecting to find my roommate but he wasn’t in the apartment (he said one hour ago that he was going to sleep but I´m guessing he went to a strip club because when he got to the apartment he smelled like cigar and cheap hooker perfume). Anyway, he left early because his concubine (yes, he is cheating on his girlfriend from Mexico) was hooking up with every guy that passed by. Not just that, this girl even came up to me and asked me if I wanted to sleep with her…. For god sake! You´re my roommate’s lover! WTF!?!?! It was weird and awkward. And now I´m taking care of my roommate because he is throwing up in the bathroom.