How are you today?

[Wade]

Is it normal to find someone much more attractive after you've heard them be sarcastic for the first time? Seriously, I went from not even noticing this guy in class to wanting his adopted children after he went all-out on some homophobe. Maybe it's a hormonal thing.

Response #1

Quite normal. Is he straight? There's nothing more attractive than a gay defending straight guy. Don't you just want to faint gently into his arms as you mutter "my hero?"

Response #2

Quite normal. That's why I employ such an obscene amount of sarcasm in my daily life. I just know that one day all my eye rolling, my condescension, and my shitty passive aggressive nature, that has so far only repelled everyone I like away from me, is going to bring me the man of my dreams. Then it'll all be worthwhile.