How are you today?

[Miles]

I was carrying a 5 gallon bucket of gravel to fill up a new 'pot' for plants in the pond. I was carrying it at chest height, with two arms around it when the little dog went between my legs, causing me to stumble that lead to me loosing my grip. The bucket slid down and I raised my leg to keep the bucket from crushing the dog.

Tada - bruised thigh bone.

Yeah why was I carrying a bucket like that? Well apparently when I lost all of that weight last year from not eating/stress I guess a decent chunk of that was unwanted lean muscle mass....

You should hire some help...say, from south carolina...I'll charge a fair rate...I'm cool with dress codes...like speedo-only dress codes