How are you today?

[Sylph]

So I gotta wait until after Father's day to get my Tab, cause the post office closes for the public holiday...dangit, He's not even in my life and my Father is blocking...

And today is a rainy day and I love it! The beach was nice and empty, so we got to go home early and even though it was raining Pussies and Bitches and Toms and Studs, I was friggin skipping to catch the bus lol.

I got miffed the pet store in the Capital doesn't sell Red Ear Sliders and was so tempted to tell that gorgeous clerk to just fuck me and have a nice day...uhhh...yeah, so then I just decided to come home and cool my tits off, cause the humiditity is high.

But I get on the bus and bitch let me minister to you!

These little white girls got on the bus and immediately started complaining and whining and their dad was just so over it and I was praying to the Gay lord and her Dreadlocks that those little things didn't sit near me...

Nope, right behind me Sis, whining in my ear. They had to be about 16 and was like "Why does it have to rain?" "Daddy, can I have money?" and so on and was breaking a bus rule by eating on the bus, so they're lucky I didn't immediately lay into them. I was hot, slightly miffed cause of my Tablet and the Pet Store and that Fine ass clerk and wasn't trynna have none of it!

So I crack a window open to cool off my Double D tits, when the gurl behind me goes "Daddy, it's cold, can you close the window?"... Oh no gurl, did I ever lay into them then! When on the bus, your window is yours and if the person asks, then you can close it slightly, but bitch, don't touch my shit hunni! Don't!

I was like "excuse me little gurl, I feel hot and want my window open. Got a problem? Put on clothes! Don't step off the Boat(they were tourists) with no clothes on, you see it's bad weather? Also, could you stop eating on the bus, cause you are breaking a bus rule. Daddy, control your kids please, cause I don't need to hear it!"

She was flappin well wearing skimpy clothes like anyone is interested in her twiggy, no ass having self.

I hate when little kids, especially these gurls now a days get rude, especially with me...especially when my Double Ds are sweating! And think they're all of that and a side of bad ass, no Sis! Dress appropriately and respect the country's rules and customs while you are here.

Needless to say, not a peep from either of them or Daddy, who looked both relieved and stunned lol!

Kids talk back? Beat dat Azz!
Kids whine and throw tantrums? Beat dat Azz!
Kids disrespect you? Beat dat Azz!

That reminds me of a guy who came to the beach with his young twin sons and they were yelling and screaming and whining and he was like "Edward, Justin, calm down for daddy okay?" and they just got more out of control on his weak ass!

Me and my co-worker said in unison; "Sir, beat that Azz!" . In Bermuda, there's a reason we are so kind and respectful, cause we get a healthy dosage of Beat Azz as kids. In public, behind close doors, don't matter.

And there is a line between discipline and child abuse.

Lol, ranted abit, but otherwise then all that, I am fab gurl