How are you today?

[Chas]

So I woke up this morning all like "I don't want to work" and throwing a tantrum in my own mind. Then I got to work and all the fun people were in so my mind changed, the store then got busy and I had customers with stupid questions which started getting me down and annoyed (humans can be so stupid sometimes).

Then the highlight of my day, a woman starts coming onto me. She started feeling up my arm and telling me how soft my skin was, I managed to get her to stop and she gets her business card out telling me to ring her to arrange a meetup. So I decided to pull her closer and whisper in her ear that I was gay, the look of shock was priceless and my manager was trying to hold in her laughter. She was a good looking lady though lol.