07-26-2013, 03:35 AM
MisterTinkles Wrote:Had cramps in my gut all week. Was burning up and didnt feel like eating.
Went my cutie Dr. today, said I have that virus thats going around. Gave me a rx to kill it.
Dont have to work tomorrow since Im contagious. Yeah! A three day weekend!!!
Okay here's what you do. Get a cup of hot water add coca-cola, honey, add lemon, cumin, ginger, cinnamon, szechuan pepper, some unwashed tree leaves, the tungsten wire from a lightbulb, and a very small amount of urine (preferably your own but anyone's will do).
this is an ancient chinese remedy.
drink up.