How are you today?

[MisterTinkles]

But there's good news: I have a job opening for you if you're interested, as a personal escort/butt buddy. You'll be working closely with our very own darling Bermudan Babe (who I totally did not kidnap at all) on a variety of copulatory projects, of which I am the overseer. I pay in pure distilled sexual ecstasy. Gonna have to check the exchange rate on that one, but trust me it'll be worth it.

I will have to pass on that fantastic offer.
Unless you come across a client who's a freeking billionaire, 89 years old, with one foot in the grave.....then Im there.