How are you today?

[Wade]

That's all you have to say about that? Sure you didn't leave puddles of jizz all over the stage? It's important to be convincing, you know...

That was implied by the word "interesting." Truth be told... it was ... uhm... fucking awesome. But of course I put on my "I'm Mr. serious professional" face. Inside though, I was...



I had to play it off real cool. The guy assumed I was straight too, which was adorable. And I do mean it in that patronizing sort of way.

He said something like "Don't worry, bro. I've had to do worse things at call back auditions."

To which I replied "I've done worse things without the excuse of an audition." Cue awkward laughter...