How are you today?

[Sylph]

I'm happy I got to be back around you silly, dramatic, emotional train wrecks... oh... did I... just say that outright? ....

So anyway, I'm doing great, a few minor complications, but I don't have time gurls, it looks like we might have a rainy christmas here for the first time in a long time. It's gonna be fab.

The one thing about an Island Christmas... it's all fucked up, so may as well add rain.

No snow. No Chimneys. No Reindeer. Fake Trees(Real ones are deathly expensive). Not to mention if you were to ever try and break and enter into one of our houses, you'd have to pray to Jah them presents are worth it, cause cookies and milk aint the only things you'd get lol.

I never got the concept of Christmas really, lacking all the traditional elements of it. But we get the meaning though.

However who wants an overweight man breaking into their home and eating their shit? Bitch, gurls are poor, cannot afford to support someone's unhealthy habits x.x.


New plan! Leave a stick of Celery and Water. Milk is too expensive and cookies will only make Santa bigger.

:hugs-and-kisses-smi