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^ Emil, I love your non-standard self. I just love it


Ah ok, so my flatmate's GF got into the DBT program against all odds, so we were celebrating at home, drinking the good old vodka and talking shit.

So of course, miss all girls nun-run Catholic boarding school just HAD to start talking about his dick and him asking what was so good about it and me...I haven't seen it what do I know and she I have seen it and he you've done more than that and here we go now we're talking about BJs.

Oh and schoolmates. Of course, the question was why despite being the most sexually inexperienced out of the 3 was I the most liberal when it came to clothing indoors and/or the most indifferent to having my ass grabbed in a train full of people.

We all know why she is unleashed now, I don't think she even knew she had a vagina back with the nuns. Apparently he is very shy with his body or some thin like that. Why, beats me. Maybe it's the only child syndrome or something.

I was...well, at school after PE you kinda had to take those communal showers with yor classmates. At 13 we probably knew more about each other's dicks that any GF or BF that came aftwerwards!

I used to recieve guests in my undies until I was pointed out it wasn't appropriate, but I could never give a fuck about it.

Almost fell down the chair also.

And now, rinse and repeat!


good day