10-03-2012, 09:04 AM
That's hard. Demons? Some Christians believe that God and/or demonic possession makes you gay. I suppose if you accept the premise (and if you get enough to accept the premise that can't be objectively proven then it miraculously becomes "religion") then it makes sense. Since I don't accept the premise it's the dumbest thing I ever heard...especially as one group (who backed Perry and Bachmann for POTUS 2012, btw) believe homosexuality is caused by demons yet also believe gays should be put in camps (of course they use different words) and/or killed instead of exorcism...though I suppose I'd rather be executed than brainwashed into thinking I was straight and used to "prove the truth of Jesus Christ" anyway.
Oh, I know! According to Alex Jones the government (not sure if this is strictly the United States or One World Order) was fighting overpopulation and trying to make a more easily managed society (because gays are so spineless and easy to bully into submission) by secretly putting estrogen in our food so that men were turning gay and even ready to have babies! Of course this doesn't explain lesbians, nor why only a small percentage are affected and why there's a similar number of lesbians (after all, if estrogen makes you want men then wouldn't it decrease lesbians who are eating the same food?), why straight men seem more likely to have moobs than gay, and many others. But hey, so many people believe Alex Jones so where there's smoke there's fire.
Of course AJ also said that the same politicians that wrote up and signed the Defense of Marriage Act did whatever the gay community told them to anyway.
Oh, I know! According to Alex Jones the government (not sure if this is strictly the United States or One World Order) was fighting overpopulation and trying to make a more easily managed society (because gays are so spineless and easy to bully into submission) by secretly putting estrogen in our food so that men were turning gay and even ready to have babies! Of course this doesn't explain lesbians, nor why only a small percentage are affected and why there's a similar number of lesbians (after all, if estrogen makes you want men then wouldn't it decrease lesbians who are eating the same food?), why straight men seem more likely to have moobs than gay, and many others. But hey, so many people believe Alex Jones so where there's smoke there's fire.
Of course AJ also said that the same politicians that wrote up and signed the Defense of Marriage Act did whatever the gay community told them to anyway.