How are you today?

[Jay]

I just realized that I have mixed up two guys for almost a year. One is gay and another one is straight. But they look alike. I swear they look alike.

The gay guy flirted with me before. I eventually introduced myself to one of these guys and got the guy's name. But now I realized that I have no idea who's who. Who did I introduce myself at? Who is Leonard? The gay guy or the straight guy?

The straight guy was in the building's lobby this morning. Both of us were waiting for an elevator. I was confused. "Is this the gay guy or the straight guy? Is this Leonard or not Leonard?" I asked myself.

He wore a red shirt. I noticed he has a belly. "That's weird. He didn't have belly when I saw him last week."

So we entered the elevator. I didn't dare to say hi as I was afraid that I got the wrong guy. But he smiled at me.

"Hi Leonard. How are you doing?" I said hello to him casually.

He smiled and made a body gesture to tell me that he was fine.

I said goodbye to him when I reached my floor. He mumbled something under his breath. I think he said, "Same to you."

I thought that was weird and awkward. But eh, maybe he was having a bad day.

Few hours later I took the elevator again to go the lobby. I stumbled into the second "Leonard".

"Hey there!" He gave me a broad smile.

I paused for a second and went, "Hey ... !"

Wait a minute. Didn't 'Leonard' wear a red shirt this morning. This guy wears a black t-shirt. And he has no freckles. And no belly.

That's when I figured out. Holy hell. I have mixed up two guys. And who is Leonard? The gay guy or the straight guy? Who did I almost flirt with on the second meet? Oh my, I flirted with the straight guy. I think. Yes, I did.

This whole incident is embarrassingly amusing.