How are you today?

[Sylph]

Omg, 12 something Am and I am so excited bitches!

You know I nearly shat myself silly when Amazon sent me a tracking update to let me know MY NEW TABLET IS IN BERMY!!! Hooray

Like, I've been sitting idly back as a co-worker got her new Samsung S4 today and was so excited and was like "look at alllll the dings it can do Odiiiiiii" and I was like yaaaayyy...>.>

And then another friend just got himself a new Galaxy Note and was "bitchin out" wif it!

But guess what now hoes! This bitch is gonna get his new Tablet and be like, "eat me out missus, cause my tablet's gonna tots top your phones like they was bottoms for pennies!"

I'll show my co worker, "look, mine can survive a fall-oops, looks like your's is a piece of shit now inna?" and just pick my tablet up and pert walk away

And Make my ace boy's Note my Tablet's bitch, thrice and he can bite my clit and get glad!

I'm so excited.

Everyone's been getting the newest stuff, but now Odi is got DE newest Tablet and with all new stuff on it! Yes bitches, quiver in my gay ass presence!

I can't sleep now! I'm gonna be so tired for work tomorrow...

My Tablet is here!!!