How are you today?

[ChadCoxRox]

Being a geriatric old fairy my old body is falling apart not to mention I’m becoming dotty (Australian for senile old git). Sadly I’ve had to find a new GP. My previous one, usually clinically very astute, had lost the plot. He appeared to have had some form of breakdown and was making no sense at all, prescribing drugs that for me were just plain dangerous and having huge mood swings.
He’s been so excellent over the years I followed him to a town over an hours drive away.

I’ve now got a new GP who’s ten minutes away. She’s brilliant but only works 2 days a week. Her associate though is available all week. Both have more degrees than believable  .
Most importantly they both have  great senses of humour. So, although it’s been sad seeing my old GP fall apart I’m very lucky having found two to replace him. A downside is how good looking the male one is. Being a sucker for men with red beards I find it hard to concentrate on what he’s saying. However, as one of his degrees is in psychiatry he knows how to manage silly old fags like me .

I think I need to get a new GP myself. My longtime Doc left suddenly without warning and the "privacy protection" in the practice was obnoxious and offensive. Well now, the new doc is so nice to look at I have a hard time behaving at every appointment. Luckily I only go every four months. He's salt and pepper. A red bearded, psy trained, GP...hmmmm sounds yummy.