Why do religious people not approve of homosexuality?

[Evilbunnie]

I don't really follow the Bible as I'm not too fond of religions that make God out to be jealous, vengeful, petty, or guilty of conditional love... but if I remember correctly, any form of sexual activity that doesn't directly lead to an attempt at procreation between a male and female joined in a matrimonial bond under God was viewed as an abomination. These should include oral sex, anal sex, masturbation, nocturnal emission, thigh fucking, dry humping, and soapy tit wanks, the story being that God blessed men with their holy seed and women with their fertile wombs in order that they might procreate and thus replenish the numbers of humans who die every day so that "HE" might always have someone to worship and magnify his holy name and keep him from feeling bored and lonely ([COLOR="Red"]even though he's refused to speak directly to humans since Adam and Eve bit his holy apple).

I could be wrong, but that's my take on things.[/COLOR]