Christmas confessions. Good bad and nasty

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OK...I answered...and I just thought of a bad thing I did that I would have gotten away with if I didn't think it was funny and tell on myself.....

So...many years ago I had a crush on Martin Yan from Yan Can Cook. NOT a sexual crush...I just loved his show and I loved his recipes and he was so charming...and everyone knew it. I wanted a wok which alot of people I guess knew BUT I didn't want them to buy me one because I wanted the really good quality wok and had sent off to New York to buy it...I like to buy quality items versus cheap crap from China....

...and that Christmas I got woks from alot of people who didn't know I already bought myself one ...and they were the teflon coated electric ones...I didn't even have room in the cupboard for them all ...but they were all happy about it and so I made a fuss and finally it caught up with me so I came up with a plan....

I went to this Chinese Restaurant in Sunnyvale which is pretty famous for great food and I bought enough for 20 people and then I took all the woks and threw the take out food in them to pretend I made it all myself LOL....

...and the people were raving about how good of a cook I had become but DAMN MY MOUTH...I could feel hear the words leaving my lips...telling on myself...and I started laughing really hard....

(I picked the mildest of my list of bad things...)